Some Hilarious Out-takes from Salvador Dali' in an Interview with Mike Wallace in 1958

Dali: "The manner of expend my time avec the more joy, the more deleeghtiful, is becoming everyday a little more Dali'."

Dali: First I wanted to be one cooking woman, one woman cooking, second like in becoming Napoleon, and then like in becoming Dali'.

Dali: Yes, everybody love Dali' very much.

Wallace: When you were courting your wife, Gala, you did an usual thing, as your described it, you smeared your body with your own blood from a cut, you tore your clothes, then you rubbed a jar of evil smelling fish glue all over yourself and you planned to present yourself this way in front of your future wife. Why did you do this?

Dali: Because in this moment believe is true Dali' is almost crazy before met Gala, my brine [brain] is very close of one pseechopathologic brine [brain].

Wallace: Your brain... yes

Dali: In this moment like to seduce Gala in the most terrific manner, I believe che the smell is the more attractive manner for seduce Gala, and Gala is becoming in love with me and this is probably the real raison.